Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016
Clear eyes, full hearts, White House edition. (And yes of course President Obama is a Panther.)
Happy birthday @barackobama! This was the first time I met him, and about fell over when he greeted me with "clear eyes full hearts can't lose!" Beyond his obvious great taste in television, this man has been a champion for American values and human decency these last 8 years, and, likely, for most of his 55. I will forever be in awe of him, inspired by him, and grateful to him for what he has done for our country and the world. President Obama, you are a great and historic leader, and an excellent man. I can't wait to see what you accomplish in the next 55. Happy birthday.
Going back to what I mentioned yesterday, Taylor did wish Karlie a Happy Birthday on social media (and I have no objection to the photo choice because they are both equally featured). And then Karlie thanked Taylor for the birthday wishes. That must be exhausting -- having to thank a friend for saying “Happy Birthday.” Isn’t it a given that your best friend will say it and not require public acknowledgment for being soooooo thoughtful?
I am here for this The Anniversary Party throwback. Kevin Kline, Phoebe Cates, and a newly famous Gwyneth Paltrow. Have I harassed you into seeing this yet, if you already haven’t?
Ben Affleck has been quite well behaved lately. And this charity tweet – well, it’s more good behaviour, particularly considering how closely Jennifer Garner works with Save the Children. And she has been very supportive of this cause as well.
Yesterday Billboard posted a story about “Sorry” songwriter Diana Gordon, specifically the reference to “Becky with the good hair.” I suspect it reignited the bees and lemons in Rachel’s comments, because she posted this shortly thereafter. So her original “good hair, don’t care” comment was taking the high road?
Leslie Jones loved War Dogs – and she thinks Miles Teller is the bomb. Do we all need to rethink Miles Teller? (Lainey: no)
Yep he is the bomb!! pic.twitter.com/FC3L7v0YG6— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 4, 2016
There are probably a few things the Lohans should consider quitting.
You may see us struggle but you'll never see us quit.....#theLohans— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) July 27, 2016
I enjoyed Eva Mendes’s new interview in Latina magazine – it was detailed enough, but she’s not throwing her family at you to sell a project.