Smutty Social Media, December 10, 2015
Mellie and Chandra are here to make this Thursday a little better.
Still have holiday shopping to get done? This Karl candle is perfect for the friend who struggles.
In the ongoing teen love saga (that I’m writing in my head), Ariel Winter receives flowers after her big breakup. From whom?!
Half of Lainey’s obsession gives a hug and kiss to The Weeknd. And the other half is fine with it.
Salma Hayek’s hat and sunglasses probably cost more than my car.
Nicki is engaged, or is playing engaged.
Madonna played a surprise aftershow in Paris with her son, David.
Of course Eva Mendes looks good while wearing a reindeer jumper and eating pizza.
I’ve never run into anyone remotely cool in an elevator, yet Mindy and Aziz manage to find one another.
Even an emoji abstainer like Lainey will like this: Jordan Peele visually summarizes The Shining.
The Shining 👪🚙🗻🏣 🌚🍦🙇 🙇🚲 👦📝🎾 🙇🚲🚪 👩👦📝😡 🙇🚲👭 👦🍷👱 ☝️🙇 🌚📺 👦🚪🛀💏👵 💃🚶💃🚶👦🍷👱 👦🚽👴 🌚✈️ 👩📄📄📄📄📄📄😱 👩💥👦💤 👩🔐👦 👴🔑👦 👦🔨🚪🔪👩 🌚🚜 👦🔨🌚💀 👩👺👨 👩💀💀💀 👩🚪💉💉💉 ❄️🌳🙇🌳❄️ 🔨👦⛄️ 👦— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) July 2, 2014
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