Smutty Social Media, December 8, 2015
Leo has been more active on Instagram this week because of COP21. Good camera angle here.
Oh my god please let this show finally air so I can stop hearing about it.
Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth are incognito in New York. Well he is, she is wearing a really loud coat and doesn’t need to go undercover because only like 5 people know who she is.
Bradley Cooper and Dax Shepard get snapped by Justin Theroux, but I don’t think Coop needs a wingman.
A first look at Chelsea Handler’s new series for Netflix, Chelsea Does. Um, who hasn’t smoked weed with Willie Nelson?
Ariel Winter used to post a ton of photos with her boyfriend, Laurent. Well now they’ve broken up, which Ariel has made very clear in her caption, but the tone is very mature. Which makes me wonder if she’s being all grown up to show him that she doesn’t give a f-ck, or she just wants him to think she doesn’t give a f-ck –- she’s a teenager, so it can’t be drama-free, right? Or maybe it’s neither and she’s more mature than me.
Remember in Stan when Eminem said, “We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." This is an alternate ending of that story, courtesy of The Rock.
Maybe it's random or maybe it's holiday fate... either way it makes my heart sing... I decide to take a Sunday drive in my pick up to run errands and go train at my buddy's gym. As I'm driving down the road I see three young girls holding signs that just say "Beep", "Happy Holidays" etc. So I drive by and do what anyone would do.. I beep and wave. As I look in my rearview I can see that they're pointing at my truck (my all black pick up is pretty recognizable in our little country town). I go train and run my errands and over 3 HOURS later I'm driving back down our little backroad and the same three angels are standing by the side of the road - only this time they're jumping up and down, waving and screaming as I drove by. I thought, "Did those signs say my name?"..."Should I turn around just in case?" I decide to hit the brakes and look in my rearview and in that very moment I see them going BONKERS! I flipped a U-turn and drove back to them. They were elated. So was I. These little angels waited outside for over 3 hours for me to hopefully drive back down their road.. their mom and dad came running out and we all exchanged hugs and took pics. I made sure I got a pic with my phone, wished them all Happy Holidays, got back in my truck and went on my way. The coolest part of this whole random (or maybe fateful) act is that by turning around I literally got to meet some of the sweetest and kindest little ladies and family I'd ever met. May sound silly or corny, but moments like this are by far the greatest part of fame. Happy Holiday's guys and thank you universe for this really cool moment. #CheckoutSantaWithThePhotoBomb 🎅🏾 #GreatestFansInTheWorld 👊🏾