Smutty Social Media, February 11, 2016
Can you imagine this getting made now? It would never happen. Same with Dirty Dancing.
Everyone loves Chris Pratt --- including Vincent D’Onofrio.
Britney wants to have a word with Albert Einstein. He’s real smart, y’all.
Mo’Nique in Formation.
Is she recording music? And if yes – why? In an industry being dominated by female pop artists, no one is asking for new Jessica Simpson. Her old stuff doesn’t even have nostalgic pull.
Fake boobs don’t faze Dakota.
Do you think Julianne Moore would ask to have her history adjusted if she didn’t like what came up? Nope. But she probably wouldn’t f-ck around with the help, either.
Lainey is going to get so mad at me but if you look real quick, Heidi could pass for Gwyneth here.
But I’m going to make it up to her with this.