Smutty Social Media, February 4, 2016
Love this behind the scenes shot – Helen Mirren is thinking, “That’s right, worship me.”
Lainey will love this: Drake has a ladder in his library.
A breathless hush? Aren’t movie theatres generally pretty quiet? But after the Oscars interview debacle, it’s probably best to stick to effusive public compliments.
I don’t get what is up with this fake, I mean “unauthorized”, cover. Like why is Kanye begging for a Rolling Stone cover?
ROLLING STONE SHOT BY TYLER THE CREATOR pic.twitter.com/lOMtOdOEel— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 3, 2016
I bet you this still becomes the cover though... Let's do another poll..... #trollingstone— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 4, 2016
Aye Billboard you could use the term “unauthorized" but never refer to anything that me and Tyler do as fake out of respect to musicians…— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 4, 2016
Selena is Miranda’s woman crush Wednesday – they really take the high road when it comes to sharing dick.
Remember when Amber Tamblyn trolled Tyrese with her name/email address? That was fun.
Miley is joining The Voice as a key advisor. Maybe she wanted a TV warm up before she starts on Woody Allen’s Netflix show.
What kind of monster drinks decaf coffee first thing in the morning?! Oh and Jessica doesn’t snore, wakes up too early and can’t live without yoga.
On @theskimm Well good morning @JessicaBiel. UpWiththeSkimm #SkimmLife Name: Jessica Biel Job: Mama Bear, actress, producer, wannabe alpinist, consummate student of the @WomanCareGlobal #ThenWhoWill campaign. What time do you get up? It varies but I would say always (2) hours before I’d really like to. How many times do you snooze? I’m not a snoozer. Never have been. Wish I was but I would never get up if I did. I do snooze periodically throughout the day during any sort of boring conversation. Do you snore? I don’t think so. And even if I did, my dog Tina snores so loudly that no one would ever know if I did. Thanks T. 3 things you can't live without in the AM? Yoga. Eating breakfast with my kid. Listening to Erykah Badu while I eat with my kid. We love her. Favorite line from theSkimm recently? “What to say to your niece who just found out about Santa? It’s OK. The Nazi Gold Train isn’t real either. What's your morning drink? Bullet Proof Decaf Coffee. Who do you let speak to you before coffee? Wait... is that an option? Complete the sentence: Woke up like this: Disheveled, running late, doing too many things at once and underperforming all of them; but pretty thrilled about mediocrity! Could be a lot worse, guys. A lot worse.