Smutty Social Media, February 8, 2017
Courtney Love is taking extra precautions for her pussy.
I think Olivia Wilde looks a bit like Kristen Stewart with her new hair.
In the spirit of unity and healing, Pam’s Chilis’ ban has been lifted.
Should I try to go in? pic.twitter.com/HDpPqzA0by— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) February 6, 2017
Finally! https://t.co/3FFSW30WL1— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) February 8, 2017
Did you know Christy Turlington’s sister is married to Ed Burns’s brother? And if you did know, why didn’t you tell me?!
Happy Birthday to my actual sister who is also a Capricorn. I have looked up to you since as long as I can remember. You were a fierce big sister with big shoes to fill. As a girl you had confidence and spunk, as a mother you demonstrate endless affection and compassion for your children, as a wife and partner you continue to be the supportive and ever thoughtful CEO of your family and as a grown woman you prove daily that age is merely a number and that life is too precious to waste a moment when there is so much to experience still and fun to be had along the way. Thank you for ensuring that my birthday is special every year. I hope that you are having the best birthday yet and look forward to continuing the celebration of your every year to date and ahead of you! I love you @kellytburns #thisis50 #felizcumpleanos
The UK tabloids are calling for the end of Brand Beckham because of some leaked emails concerning David Beckham wanting a knighthood more than Victoria wants a US Vogue cover. This will have no affect on his status or reputation in States for three reasons: leaked email fatigue, ambition is not frowned upon and few people know what a Knighthood is exactly.
Nikki Reed and Nina Dobrev were feuding over Ian Somerhalder? A few lower-tier tabloids thought so. I asked our site coordinator Emily if the The Vampire Diaries die-hards are worse than Twihards and she said, “I don’t think there’s such thing as “worse” than a Twihard.” What is it about vampires that inspires such rabidness? As the show wraps up, all three of them posted a version of this photo, but this won’t stop the feud rumours. Kristen Stewart saying “I’m so gay, dude” on national television is not enough to convince some bloggers that she and Robert Pattinson aren’t secretly married with three children.
For the last few years we thought addressing any baseless rumors with silence was the best way. Besides, who wants to respond to made up stories about "friends backstabbing friends", "cheating exes", or "cast members exiting shows" on low-brow websites like hollywoodlife that are just perpetuating trends that preceded us. Yuck. I now see that silence was taken as an opportunity to fill in the blanks with even more falsities, and juicer stories, and we, yes WE, believe we have a moral responsibility to young girls to end that narrative, because at the end of all of this, those young girls are the ones who lose. Their passion and endless devotion for a tv show is being taken advantage of, replaced with feelings of anger through divisive techniques, & even worse, their minds are being shaped & molded as their view of themselves, other girls, & what those dynamics should look like are being formed. So here's to putting an end to all those fake stories of on set jealousy, betrayal, made-up-friendships lost & women hating women. Because at the end of the day, that's what this is about: teaching girls that you have to hate other girls only breeds a generation of women who believe you have to hate other women. And that's what these magazines, websites and blogs don't understand. That is the harmful unintended consequence of their bullshit stories and we have a moral responsibility to fix that. Let's turn this page together, as we all walk into the next chapter peacefully. And finally, let's use this as an example of how important it is to stop this trend of writing horrible headlines about women, painting us as bitter, angry, insecure, heartbroken, childless, feuding, backstabbing monsters because whether we want to admit it or not, it changes the way all women view themselves. And shame on these websites for now targeting an even younger demographic, instilling this at an earlier age when girls are even more susceptible, more vulnerable and more malleable. When we write these headlines we teach hate. I've seen it firsthand. Let's shift what we put into the universe starting now, & hopefully we will start to see a shift in the way we treat each other & view ourselves❤