Smutty Social Media, Friday October 23, 2015
Oprah gets kale in her teeth, kale’s stock plummets.
Thank u kind gentleman who told me I had kale in my teeth. Was eating kale chips with Quincy Jones. Went straight to @LairdLife party.— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) October 23, 2015
Ryan Reynolds is 39 and doesn’t have to worry about getting a wood crate imbued with character for his birthday. That’s a relief.
So cute. Asked my mom out to lunch and she yelled, "Squad-Goals!". I laughed pretty hard before never ever seeing her again.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 21, 2015
Jeremy Renner should take a Twitter break. Honestly how hard is it to f-ck up a message as simple as equal pay?
Dear sensationalism, "Pay her" isn't the headline to get you the attention you're needing? Here's a big Twitter hug #journalismmatters— Jeremy Renner (@Renner4Real) October 22, 2015
James Franco probably stays up late to paint portraits of Tony Soprano, which is actually totally fine in my book.
Like Mindy Kaling says, in addition to fake hair, to look like a celebrity you need a tailor. These clothes just don’t magically fit them perfectly.
Rebel Wilson’s new clothing line has launched, and I really like the star-print t-shirt.
Chris Martin’s new girlfriend doesn’t mind showing her roots. Or dancing in the street with him.
I’m very into Aziz Ansari’s Master of None trailer, mostly because his dad kills me.
Watch the trailer for my new Netflix series MASTER OF NONE: https://t.co/dWF9MqAQnn— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) October 22, 2015
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