Smutty Social Media, Friday October 9, 2015
Selena’s album is out, and all I’ve been hearing about is Justin Bieber’s penis. Coincidence or conspiracy, millennial edition?
Whoa for a second I thought Harry Connick Jr. was Chris Martin.
The hot bitches from UnReal on Project Runway – when does season 2 start?!
Jeremy and his ex-wife are back in court, fighting over pool fencing and social media photos. Maybe Goop could send them a conscious uncoupling guide?
So my friend is in LA and went to the Honest Beauty pop-up shop and said it was cheap looking and low classy. But to give Jessica Alba some credit, when she launches a product line, she commits to it. Her feed is almost exclusively about Honest Beauty. You have to admire the hustle.
A baby piglet for Lena Dunham, because it’s the Friday before a long weekend in Canada and piglets are about the damn cutest things ever.