Smutty Social Media, January 10, 2017
Remember when Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were on Punk’d? I thought Salma showed P the giant poo in the washroom, but my memory doesn’t serve me well: Penelope did it to Salma. I do remember someone saying over and over again, “Why would you show me this?!”
Eva knows people are losing their sh-t over Ryan’s speech and she’s not going to pander, exactly, but she will acknowledge it. While pointing out her best dressed pick.
I’m really glad Scott Eastwood wasn’t around when Cameron Diaz was in her peak single days because they would have dated for sure. She had horrible taste.
Did Fendi mess up here? Same sweater – and a very recognizable sweater at that -- for two different magazines. Editors and creative directors usually frown upon that.
I would have liked to hear more from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend at the Globes. They’ve been renewed for another season though, so I should focus on the big picture.
How does she look this good even when she’s working out?! Also do you think these two talk shit together? I hope so. Maybe they make fun of candy asses who have less than 4 jobs.
Will she get engaged to this one? Do we have to learn his name?
Sienna Miller is not in with the Hollywood mommy mafia – she doesn’t get invited to the Hamptons garden parties or shoe launches at Chateau Marmont. Can Millennial Truman Capote change that for her?