Smutty Social Media, January 14, 2016
This is why I am not suited to practice mindfulness – I don’t want to be lectured by a tea bag.
Valid point, each and every one.
Why do we have another year of white people in a Wall Street movie and Eddie Redmayne's dinner theatre?— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016
I don't really care that two black films weren't nominated for an Oscar. I care that only two major black films were in contention.— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016
Where were the female directed films? Films about black people that weren't a hip-hop or boxing film?— Ira Madison III (@ira) January 14, 2016
Does this mean she’s pregnant, or is she talking past procreation? Who knew Porny could be so mysterious.
“Happy Birthday Orly” – it was Orlando Bloom’s birthday yesterday. No shame in this game.
Younger started last night and it’s not playing in Canada yet. So bummed.
Mary J. Blige loves Gwyneth. Does that make you hate G more or less?
I hope Sarah reviews 13 Hours, because I’m intrigued by the John Krasinski/Michael Bay pairing.
Hamilton, Duana, Hamilton!
I had a cable guy stand in my kitchen explaining TV to me for 20 minutes, so I made my friend call me to rush him out/make sure I didn’t get murdered. (Also I’m a touch sad that Sarah wasn’t nominated for I Smile Back, and I think they are missing an opportunity if they don’t ask her to present.)
Jesus Christ my delivery guy just asked if he could come in and eat my nachos w me. DO MEN NOT KNOW WE ARE TERRIFIED OF THEM? Good god— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 13, 2016