Smutty Social Media, January 27, 2016
This will get reposted without humour or irony a few hundred times because Instagram has never met an inspirational quote it doesn’t like.
Um, Gina Rodriguez and Ben Schwartz are dating. Am I the only one who cares about this? Jean-Ralphio Saperstein and Jane the Virgin you guys!
That point in your engagement where you are still blissfully in love and not going four rounds over whether or not to invite your mom’s sister’s stepdaughter’s 3 children to the wedding because it’s a sit down dinner and didn’t we decide no kids?
Elizabeth Banks meets the Mother of Dragons.
Tami Taylor loves the F word.
Andie McDowell is still not happy about being bumped to tourist class. I’ve never heard that term, “tourist class.” It’s a sophisticated way of saying, “lumpy poors.” That aside, people are going crazy on her but seriously, who hasn’t had a horrific experience with a power tripping airline employee? They hold your fate (and luggage) in their hands: 4 hour direct flight home or 16 hour layover in Timbuktu.
What if the man at the gate had said, I'm sorry Miss McDowell we are overbooked would you mind sitting in coach we will reimburse you— Andie MacDowell (@AndieMacDowell3) January 27, 2016
Serious question for musical theatre nerds: Is Grease a good musical? Because I think it’s really terrible and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be terrible, or kitschy, or earnestly good?
Great Elsa Schiaparelli coat on Kate Bosworth.
This will either tickle your c-nt bone or blacken your heart.