Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at January 5, 2017 21:16:52 January 5, 2017 21:16:52

Wale called her by the wrong name, I’m DEAD. (Yes I know she tried to clap back by copying his joke, it was weak. The millennial Ann Coulter will need to come up with better comebacks if she wants to corner that blonde neo-Nazi market.)


Gigi and Zayn, being equal parts adorable, beautiful and hot.

 

A photo posted by Zayn Malik (@zayn) on


At the beginning of the year, I sent my friend a list of pop culture predictions for 2017 (one may have already come true – I had “Amal gets pregnant” on the list.) I also think Paris Hilton will make a comeback. How? Why? Because Kim Kardashian’s absence has created a vapid space for her to reoccupy. So take your pick – Kim gets back in the game (not that she’s really out of it) or Paris rises once again.

 

#Blondie ✨✨👸🏼✨✨

A photo posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on


There’s something about Lily Collins that’s giving me Emmy-Rossum-from-5-years-ago vibes, meaning I find her a little saccharine and twee. And now we get a book that’s “like a diary.” You aren’t Elizabeth Taylor, do I need to care about your diary?


New year, same fringe.

 

New year, fresh 'do. Thanks @traceycunningham1

A photo posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on


Will 2017 be the year Jamie and Katie make it official?

 

Happy January 💕

A photo posted by Katie Holmes (@katieholmes212) on


Will Jenna and Channing double date with Lopizzy? God I hope so.

 


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