Smutty Social Media, January 8, 2016
Sia wants to collaborate with… Jonah Hill?
@Sia let's go— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) January 4, 2016
Girl on the Train casting news – I’m getting more and more excited for this movie.
It’s amazing how batsh-t insane people go for a reboot that wasn’t good in the first place. I’m sick of hearing about Fuller House, OK?
Mariah has been putting on a brave face but she’s feeling the January bleakness, probably more than anyone.
JLo held a Shades of Blue viewing party in her trailer. She was on Ellen yesterday and said she bought Casper a tuxedo for Christmas so he’d have something to wear to her Vegas opening. I’m sure it was a very expensive, designer tuxedo but you kind of have to love the message behind the gift: please wear this when you show up to my show to support me.
Gwen Stefani is giving thanks for her new song but all I care about is her plaid pants and how I can get a better look at them. If it’s possible for a person to own a print, Gwen owns plaid. No one wears it better than she does.
I love how Tiger pairs a dry-fit shirt and a watch that costs more than most people’s houses.
I’m not on Facebook but is it true, Facebook users are adverse to “f-ck”? I could see that, it’s become a place for angry grandparents to post about the war on Christmas and conspiracy theories.