Smutty Social Media, July 13, 2016
Let’s rate the performative coupling of 3 pairs: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen and Blake, Taylor and Tom. I think, right now, Tom’s “presenting” of Katie and the couch jumping still haven’t been topped. But one day we will study the evolution of these photos, analyzing palm vs. finger locked hand holding.
Doesn’t look like there was any pollen in the air at dinner.
Brooklyn got his dance moves from his mom. I think she would find that funny.
Is being caught snapchatting more embarrassing than a selfie stick? I can’t decide.
Killer pants on Taraji.
Margot Robbie has said nothing about the Vanity Fair backlash, but why would she? She didn’t write it.
No one is more excited about Elle Woods than Elle Woods.
I want Pokemon Go so bad but iTunes Canada won’t let me be great!
Deadpool loves the Ghostbusters.
Psyched to see this. Here are some of the funniest women on earth. You're welcome. https://t.co/bdGdzWQ54b— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 11, 2016
I’m so vapid that I looked at this picture and the first thing I wondered is where Jaime King’s sweater (or dress?) from?
I am in awe in your presence dear @hillaryclinton CONGRATS ON CLINCHING THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION!!! I am proud to stand next to you, speak with you & be a part of this incredible campaign. We need so much love and change. I know you can do it. 🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸 Cue the firing squad of hateful comments but I love you all anyway.