Smutty Social Media, July 13, 2016

Let’s rate the performative coupling of 3 pairs: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen and Blake, Taylor and Tom. I think, right now, Tom’s “presenting” of Katie and the couch jumping still haven’t been topped. But one day we will study the evolution of these photos, analyzing palm vs. finger locked hand holding.


#thisiswhatthetruthfeelslike Gx

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Doesn’t look like there was any pollen in the air at dinner.

Brooklyn got his dance moves from his mom. I think she would find that funny.


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Is being caught snapchatting more embarrassing than a selfie stick? I can’t decide.


When you get caught snapping. #realsmooth #snapchatamericaferrera

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Killer pants on Taraji.


I was feeling bohemian. I love my pants from South Africa πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ I miss y'allπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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Margot Robbie has said nothing about the Vanity Fair backlash, but why would she? She didn’t write it.


Snap happy @scrap_doyle

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No one is more excited about Elle Woods than Elle Woods.

I want Pokemon Go so bad but iTunes Canada won’t let me be great!


Had to look for a long time for this one.

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Deadpool loves the Ghostbusters.

I’m so vapid that I looked at this picture and the first thing I wondered is where Jaime King’s sweater (or dress?) from?


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