Smutty Social Media, July 14, 2016

July 14, 2016 19:19:03 Posted at July 14, 2016 19:19:03
Maria Posted by Maria

Pony is Channing Tatum’s song, don’t even try it Alex Pettyfer.

Amy Schumer isn’t worried about being in the same category as Beyoncé.


And very proud of this one. Thanks @chrisrock we will totally best lemonade. No sweat

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

Jack Pratt is not here for his dad’s struggle Donald Duck pancake.

I keep expecting Lorde to weigh in on Calvin/Taylor like she did with Diplo but obviously she’s a little busy.

Gwyneth with a fantastic tan.

Nicole Richie is out to support Rachel Zoe’s Net-a-Porter capsule collection. I legitimately want to know how the friendship was repaired after Nicole called Rachel a “raisin face.” It’s such a specific insult. (Side note: how did she get a luxury capsule collection? The quality of her clothes is… not good.)

I would definitely eat prawns with Sarah McLachlan because she does it the proper way – with her hands. It’s supposed to be messy. Have you ever seen someone eat prawns with a knife and fork? It’s unsettling in the same way a person who wears jeans to lounge around the house is unsettling. I suspect it’s low-key psychopathic behaviour.

Love this Essence cover with Zendaya.


What an honor @essence

A photo posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) on

The Yelp review Titus Burgess left on Yelp is EVERYTHING.


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