Smutty Social Media, July 14, 2016
Pony is Channing Tatum’s song, don’t even try it Alex Pettyfer.
Amy Schumer isn’t worried about being in the same category as Beyoncé.
Jack Pratt is not here for his dad’s struggle Donald Duck pancake.
dad /dad/ noun informal One's father Verb "Chris made a Donald Duck pancake that was basically a perfect photo copy of the picture he saw online and his son Jack refused to see the resemblance, probably out of spite or a deep seeded jealousy of his father's pancake skills, regardless Chris continued to dad.
I keep expecting Lorde to weigh in on Calvin/Taylor like she did with Diplo but obviously she’s a little busy.
took a helicopter out into the wilderness spent 3 days alone writing and made some of the most exciting breakthroughs on this record so far— Lorde (@lorde) July 14, 2016
Gwyneth with a fantastic tan.
Yesterday with two amazing women entrepreneurs #amandaeilian and @juicebeauty founder @juicebeautykaren Benke. I am blessed to know them, work with them, and talk non-toxic beauty with them. #juicebeauty #goodcleangoop and ps for those that asked, dress is by another female entrepreneur I 💕and look up to @toryburch
Nicole Richie is out to support Rachel Zoe’s Net-a-Porter capsule collection. I legitimately want to know how the friendship was repaired after Nicole called Rachel a “raisin face.” It’s such a specific insult. (Side note: how did she get a luxury capsule collection? The quality of her clothes is… not good.)
I would definitely eat prawns with Sarah McLachlan because she does it the proper way – with her hands. It’s supposed to be messy. Have you ever seen someone eat prawns with a knife and fork? It’s unsettling in the same way a person who wears jeans to lounge around the house is unsettling. I suspect it’s low-key psychopathic behaviour.
Love this Essence cover with Zendaya.
The Yelp review Titus Burgess left on Yelp is EVERYTHING.
My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix. https://t.co/wwQe99cDTQ— Tituss Burgess (@TitussBurgess) July 13, 2016