Smutty Social Media, June 1, 2016
This one goes out to Duana.
The Hills turned 10 yesterday and aren’t they all sort of where you expected them to be after 10 years? Lifestyle websites, C-list marriages, social media stars. Middling, but not forgotten. Oh and Spencer narrates US Weekly stories on Snapchat.
Tom Hanks is one of the last real movie stars, and his worst trait is lame dad jokes. It’s a nice departure from what we’ve seen this week.
I really want to hear what Kate Beckinsale is saying here. I’m sure it’s nothing important, just the lack of sound is piquing my curiosity.
Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski are still together. He’s even in with Finn.
Maya and Marty premieres tonight! As you know, I’ve been excited about this for a while. And it makes sense that Miley would appear – it’s on NBC (The Voice) and she was in the Bill Murray Netflix special, along with Maya. Great choice all around.
I once fed a giraffe and it had a tongue like sandpaper.
When I wear this type of outfit, I look like I’ve given up on life. On Diane Kruger, it could be in Vogue.
Kathy Griffin calls out Kristin Chenoweth’s extensions. Remember when Tina Fey said Paris Hilton left Fraggle Rock hair all over the SNL studio?
Kind of love this: Kate Mara was an early bird at the Dior show.
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