Smutty Social Media, June 9, 2016
Too many years of watching rom-coms have conditioned me to hope for a “When Harry Met Sally” ending for these two. Very reductive, I know.
I like seeing people’s handwriting because it’s so rare these days. Jimmy Fallon has very interesting penmanship; it’s readable but almost childlike, and he mixes capital and lower case letters. The comment section is debating whether or not the “d” looks too much like a j. I kind of like it.
I legit thought Dr. Oz was Oprah’s doctor. I feel duped.
So Leo decided Beyonce show >>> Greece with Lukas Haas. Obviously.
There is always something about Jessica Simpson that makes her look 10 years out of date, usually a wedge shoe or a low-cut top. Take for instance this photo: pants are amazing, but the matching extra large bag, hand jewellery and fuzzy accessory kill any hint of style.
OK but doesn’t “best” mean singular? Like can you have 12 best friends? It seems very non-committal.
Cindy Crawford has a great Prince anecdote that I’ve never heard before.
Gabrielle willing Dwyane Wade to hurry the F up.
If Lea Michele worked in your office she would be the person who tries to organize lunchtime yoga and group juice cleanses.
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