Smutty Social Media, March 13, 2017
Maria's off for March break so I'm taking over Smutty Social Media for the week!
I’m not the only one who’s trying to make out shapes under the water, am I?
Sam Taylor-Johnson is making me rethink bikinis.
I was obsessed with the top Lorde was wearing for her first song on SNL this weekend.
If it were me, I would have captioned this: Work hard… so you can eat mac&cheese and chicken wings ON A PRIVATE PLANE!
Gwen Stefani and Ellen.
I sound really, really good in the bathroom too.
I will never be too old for a girls’ slumber party.
If I brought this home by dogs would do vile things to it.