Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2016

Oh sh-t I love this Kerry Washington cover. Sweatshirts need to happen more. And isn’t this cooler than another gown?


Check out my new @elleusa cover!!! Styled by my badass friend and genius fashion director @SamiraNasr 😍#MamaSaidKnockYouOut

A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) on

Taylor Schilling goes brunette.


🌪🌪🌪🌪 aw thanks @nicpringle ! Enjoying my luxurious locks

A photo posted by Taylor Schilling (@tayjschilling) on

Easter egg hunts and crafts are WASP porn.


Easter has come early for @draperjames! 💙🌷🐰 (Link in bio to new #Spring arrivals and #Easter treats! 🐣😉)

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Sarah Jessica Parker is working in Bloomingdale’s shoe department for a few hours today. I’m more of a Barneys person.

Fifty Shades Darker is filming in Vancouver right now and they are faking rain, even though it has been pouring off-and-on for days. There’s been lots of photos coming from the set – apparently this will be a “suspense” film. So still no finishing.


Make it rain! #FSD

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Cher’s mom is 90 – look at that skin!

Anna Faris has a podcast called Unqualified (wherein she gives unqualified advice), and Jenna Dewan showed up to give her a um, seductive?, dance lesson.

I don’t believe media reports that Madonna is drunk at her shows because she is way, way too controlling and meticulous for that. She may not be the best traditional actress, but she is excellent at playing versions of herself.


A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on


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