Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2016
Oh sh-t I love this Kerry Washington cover. Sweatshirts need to happen more. And isn’t this cooler than another gown?
Taylor Schilling goes brunette.
Easter egg hunts and crafts are WASP porn.
Sarah Jessica Parker is working in Bloomingdale’s shoe department for a few hours today. I’m more of a Barneys person.
Well, this rarely happens. But I have a few free hours tomorrow afternoon and I'm putting myself to work at @bloomingdales 59th Street. Come stop by "Shoes on 2" around noon. I'll be working the sales floor and would be thrilled to help you shop the @SJPCollection and our newest spring styles. Really hoping I get the B-Style dress code right. See you there? X, Sj
Fifty Shades Darker is filming in Vancouver right now and they are faking rain, even though it has been pouring off-and-on for days. There’s been lots of photos coming from the set – apparently this will be a “suspense” film. So still no finishing.
Cher’s mom is 90 – look at that skin!
This is what 70 & 90 looks like in my family…. Mom has NO MAKE UP ON pic.twitter.com/KnegHdbzMb— Cher (@cher) March 14, 2016
Anna Faris has a podcast called Unqualified (wherein she gives unqualified advice), and Jenna Dewan showed up to give her a um, seductive?, dance lesson.
I don’t believe media reports that Madonna is drunk at her shows because she is way, way too controlling and meticulous for that. She may not be the best traditional actress, but she is excellent at playing versions of herself.