Smutty Social Media, March 18, 2016
Nick Lachey is the Lauren Conrad of men – a basic bitch prototype.
Reese continues the dual-brand message – powerplayer feminist producer in LA and polished Southern woman of leisure for Draper James. The duality has been such a concerted effort, even her children’s names– Ava, Deacon, and Tennessee – seem to fit the message.
Love the leggings on Melissa McCarthy and looking forward to what she pulls out for The Boss press tour.
Aziz studied at the Taylor Swift School of Vacation Photo Captions. I’ve been thinking about this: 25 years ago, is Taylor the person who would set up a projector in the living room to show you her photo slides from her “life-changing” Contiki tour of Europe?
These are JT’s jokes when he doesn’t have a team writing for him.
Sofia Vergara needs to fire her stylist – red lace? At the Pee Wee premiere? It’s so old-fashion. Is that what’s throwing her red carpet mojo off, her outfit? She used to be so vivacious but the last few times she’s looked… pinched.
How can I be sure they are actually in the picture together? I’ve been duped before!
Katy Perry is into Seth Rogen’s Sausage Party – and so is Sarah.
Omg. I will camp overnight in line like a kid at a Supreme store to see this. https://t.co/fAb80V1tiE— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) March 16, 2016