Smutty Social Media, March 2, 2016
Kendall and Gigi talk period boobs.
Um, Chelsea Handler went to the Au Fudge opening? That’s the last place I’d expect to see her.
Did Sharon Osbourne model her refreshed face after Lucy Hale? It’s so weird to see a mature woman with a preserved baby face.
I like Chrissy’s party dress more than her red carpet dress. Black is a great pregnancy color. And I know the wraparound belly cup will annoy Lainey.
Ellen Pompeo is still friendly with Patrick Dempsey’s wife (she did Kate Winslet’s and Jennifer Lawrence’s makeup for the Oscars).
“A refugee camp for rich people.”
Quatar lounge feels like a refugee camp for rich people . 100k square feet w people lined up for butter and sugar and no wifi— diplo (@diplo) February 28, 2016
So is Taylor’s brother Austin going to be a thing now?
You know what I liked about this year’s Oscars, overall? It was a comedians’ stage. I don’t like song-and-dance hosts because I feel like it kills the flow of the awards. Sorry Duana.
How does David Spade not know how to spell “DiCaprio”?
Alriiiight! Decaprio might finally be able to get some pussy!— David Spade (@DavidSpade) February 29, 2016
I like this outfit. No qualifier, I just like it. I used to rock a Garfield sweatshirt in elementary school, I’m going online to find one now.