Smutty Social Media, May 11, 2016
So if you watched UnREAL (and if you didn’t – why??) here is an interesting tidbit: Anna (pictured centered) and Adam are together in real life. So basically the fake Everlasting does its job better than the real Bachelor franchise.
Derek Hough at the Invictus Games. Great sign.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. by William Ernest Henley #invictusgames #ambassador #2016 #woundedwarriors #defytheodds
I don’t quite understand the Panama Papers but this tweet is all I need to know about Emma Watson’s involvement.
I just can't stop picturing Emma Watson in silhouette creating shell corporations in a smoky room— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) May 11, 2016
I thought Juliette Lewis was a Scientologist. Can you be pagan and a Scientologist at the same time? I legit have no idea. When Tom and “Kate” were together, I vaguely remember him saying she could be Catholic and a Scientologist.
I don’t have a fear of flying, but I want that cockpit door locked. I don’t want to see in, and I definitely don’t want to see the pilots entertaining visitors.