Smutty Social Media, May 6, 2016
I am strangely into Michelle Williams’s bangs. They shouldn’t work but they do. Her bone structure and the delicate wisps of hair remind me of Winona.
Speaking of hair, this is Harry Styles’s ponytail (which I think he’s cut for charity). I’ve said this before but Harry is actually quite reserved on Instagram, especially for his age. Most wouldn’t be able to resist a “short hair don’t care” selfie. This is a tease. I like it.
Oooh the lipstick print on Demi’s jacket is good.
Selena’s tour kicks off tomorrow – how long until Justin makes it to a show?
You can read this as Jared Leto confirming his own mystical anti-aging power, or (as many on the Internet are doing) read it as a confirmation of Jared as Lestat in the Interview with a Vampire remake.
Chris Rock is taking attendance.
Jessica Simpson looks like a model at a car show. It’s actually very on-brand.
Rogelio at the White House!!!! Fine for a visit but probably not glamourous enough for him on a day-to-day basis. I can’t wait for him to drop a “my very good friend FLOTUS” line on Jane the Virgin.
Yesterday I spent the day on set of UnREAL. They were an incredibly kind and smart group of people. SO generous with their time. Co-creator Sharon Gertrude Shaprio is genius. Season two starts June 6 so if you haven’t, now is the time. Also, WHY HAVEN’T YOU?