Smutty Social Media, Monday October 26, 2015
PRINCETAGRAM is here.
So we all know that Ciara is dating Russell Wilson, and her ex, Future, often complains about the time Wilson spends with their son. Now Future is dating Blac Chyna, who has a baby with Tyga, who is dating Kanye West’s sister-in-law. There’s been a ton of social media drama there. (Oh and Blac Chyna and Amber Rose are BFF, or they were, and they might be fighting, no one seems to know.) After dating for a minute, Blac Chyna got this tattoo. Now what?
Katy Perry spent the weekend stumping for Hillary Clinton and went to the museum for her birthday. I actually think she’s really trying not to be a “nothingburger.”
Who watches Mr. Robot? I’m so close to finishing and I love Rami Malek and find his voiceovers very soothing even though he might be in the throes of a paranoid delusion. But my favourite part is that Christian Slater actually has a real, important part. Christian Slater! Just when I thought he was relegated to fighting Brendan Fraser and Stephen Dorff for roles, he gets a great job. TV to the career rescue, again.
Adele and Lionel Richie have their lines crossed.
Michelle Williams gives Busy Philipps a pep talk.
So Cara caught some girl texting her friends claiming to be hanging out with the millennial model squad, and she posted this on Instagram. Commenters are debating on whether this is bitchy or just funny. I can’t decide.
Read Gwen’s hashtag… you can technically bone your stepbrother, right?
Someone stole my Halloween decorations off my lawn so I’m basically feeling like Chloe Sevigny right now (except I can’t pull off an outfit like that).
Gisele is back in the Pats cheer section.