Smutty Social Media, November 14, 2016
Is Jay Z working on new music? Let’s hope it’s not some Suit & Tie sh-t again. That was awful. Remember when he rapped about “truffle season”? I can’t even blame JT for that.
Bill Murray, magical unicorn and happy Cubs fan.
Kate Hudson is a “foodie” now? Great when’s that cookbook coming out.
Ava Phillippe is wearing a nameplate necklace, which of course most of us know from Sex & the City. I was totally ignorant about its origins until I read this.
About a trip to Sedona, Gwyneth once said, “I’ll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, ‘You have the answers. You are your teacher.’ I thought I was having an auditory hallucination.” And now we have Goop.
What a stupid coat.
Oh if you want a surprise Pink is pregnant, though I have no idea why this would be surprising.
I saw Alice Cooper in a hotel lobby once and he looks exactly how he does in photos. Hair, eyeliner, everything. I appreciate that level of commitment.
Transition lenses: making people less f-ckable since 1962.
Sally Field chose a very interesting time to join Twitter.
This is my first twitter day. I adore and thank you for always making me think as I'm laughing and bleeding internally. https://t.co/DkAjNffcEp— Sally Field (@realmommagump) November 9, 2016
A mini Sons of Anarchy reunion. No, Charlie’s not there.
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