Smutty Social Media, November 16, 2016
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As some of you may have noticed, I am very interested in the way celebs wish each other Happy Birthday on social media. Take Karlie Kloss and Lily Aldridge. They are both supermodels, there are probably dozens (hundreds?) of photos of them together. And this is the one Karlie chose – Lily’s eyes are closed and Karlie is laughing and showing her best side. It’s not a bad picture of Lily (she can’t take a bad picture) but Karlie has the good light and facial expression.
I want RuPaul to start a book club.
Just like us: Neil Patrick Harris took a creeper shot of Bill Murray on an airplane.
I legitimately believe we’d be better off in this woman’s hands.
The powerful Wendi Deng/Murdoch is very good friends with Ivanka and is rumoured to be dating Putin (a rumour she denies). These connections run deep, and so do the favours. When Ivanka and Jared briefly split, Wendi brought them together (on a yacht), Parent Trap style. Obviously they got back together – no one denies Wendi.
Twigs with model Tessa, which some Robsten truthers will certainly point to as PROOF that Rob and Kristen are in fact happily married with two children. Or is it three now?
When Erykah Badu travels, how many hat boxes does she need? Does she have someone who is in charge of packing and carrying them all? I wonder if she has her collection insured.
That time Andy Cohen thought Tracy Anderson was an Olsen.