Smutty Social Media, November 18, 2015
When you were a kid, did your parents ever threaten to put coal in your stocking? This is the adult equivalent of coal. Be good or I’ll put a Rita Ora calendar in your stocking.
The opposite of try-hard: The Weeknd and Alexander Wang.
Rebel Wilson is a Directioner. Honestly if I came face-to-hair with Harry, I’d be one too.
I want Master of None’s Lena Waithe to call me Little Funyon. Along with Aziz’s parents, she is my favourite part of the show. Kanye, get this woman her Yeezys.
with all my newfound followers aka new homies aka lil funyons candidates - who has the sneaker connect with the moonrock yeezys??— Lena Waithe (@hillmangrad) November 18, 2015
I don’t care about Rihanna’s new legging collaboration, where is #R8? This is the problem with diversifying a brand – she can’t go completely underground until she releases her new album because she has to promote other projects. I’d like to see her just drop a song out of nowhere like Adele did. And soon.
Kevin Hart gets his ass kicked by a winter day in the Canadian prairies. (NSFW language.)