Smutty Social Media, November 29, 2016
Mark Wahlberg has soccer mom hair.
This is a totally appropriate reaction to being on the Jumbotron. I would argue that it is the least-embarrassing reaction one could have.
SJP is opening a bricks and mortar store in the new MGM National Harbour resort near Washington, DC. An interesting location choice for her first retail spot.
Today I reveal every detail of our long held secret! After many trips on @amtrak to DC, on-site construction visits, meetings on design and curating a very special collection we are opening our first standalone @sjpcollection store inside the brand new @mgmnationalharbor. The big launch is on December 8th and I'm counting down the hours, minutes and seconds until we officially open the doors. Because perhaps then I will actually believe it's real. Follow @sjpcollection to learn more over the coming weeks and months. X, Sj
Floyd Mayweather and TI are fighting again.
Gotta love these backseat drivers so worried about another man's legacy instead of trying to write their own. Ultimately, I will always have the last laugh. This is just one of my many checks, a cool $100,000,000.00 that I still have every dime of. Y'all still have to work however, I'm happily retired. At the end of the day, it's them Benjamin Franklins that matter to me, so the jokes on you. I've made smart investments, sorry for those who thought that I couldn't read, write, or count. Y'all call them watches, I call them time pieces. Y'all call them boats, I call them yachts. Y'all call them houses, I call them mansions. Y'all charter jets and we own jets. #TMT
Next gen branding: 17-year-old Brooklyn Beckham’s first book comes out in May.
This Is Us meets Hamilton.
I love that Barbra Streisand exchanges presents with a former President, like she’s a head of state. And when she goes home, she will find a spot for her new gift in her basement mall.
The Wolf Pack (née Pussy Posse) is meandering through Europe… think they will make their way to Paris for an early Christmas aka the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
Today, Lainey wrote about Taylor’s deal with AT&T. Reese Witherspoon’s new company, Hello Sunshine, is also partnering with AT&T and DirecTV Now. When they inevitably run into one another, do they gossip about Jake Gyllenhaal?