Smutty Social Media, November 30, 2015
No matter how rich or famous or critically acclaimed you are, when your friend gets married, you will end up in Vegas drinking out of a penis straw.
For a second I thought Aziz and Amy were holding hands in this picture and I got really excited.
Mindy Kaling has a Narcos revelation. (Wait until she finds out the man who plays Pablo is hot in real life.)
To me, book recommendations are like restaurant recommendations. I have to trust your taste level to take it. That being said, would you take a book reco from Britney Spears?
James Franco is cute with his mom. And after being exposed to Jesse Eisenberg’s writing, I find James much more endearing.
Blake Lively is still working on that sexy shark movie, or as Sarah calls it, Open Water 2: Buoy Boogaloo.
Hashtag He won the arm wrestle. So lucky to spend time with the incomparable @pauldegelder who survived a bull shark attack. He spends his days teaching people not only to overcome life's hurdles, but also --incredibly-- the importance of shark conservation!! Yes! HE is fighting to keep our sharks alive! Time to stand for our ecosystem 💪🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠🐚🐙💪 #KnowledgeIsPower
Scott Eastwood is such a goddamn tool.
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris celebrate Anna's birthday with a bottle of finely rated wine. (This is exactly how I would choose a wine, too.)
We have always wanted to try a Quilceda Creek cabernet. A Pacific Northwest wine that scores 99-100 in all those wine magazines. The vineyard is about 20 minutes from where we grew up and I've never had it. Anyways. I don't know shit about wine. But GOD DAMN this woman is good lookin' and the wine sure tastes good as well. Thankful for so much. #AnnasBDayWeekend #freedom
In the intro today, Lainey mentioned her friend Jann Arden’s new Christmas album. You know who else loves it? Michael Buble via Rod Stewart.