Smutty Social Media, November 4, 2016
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The Sun has pulled a story that said Victoria’s Secret casting directors called Cara Delevingne “bloated.” I believe the letter – she is too famous to go through the regular casting channels. She’s young, she’s cool, she’s popular, she’s fun – VS would want her.
I’m sure she’s feeling empowered (look at her!) but I am a little concerned she’s trying to send a message to someone. A certain someone she should NOT be sending messages to.
Why did CW move Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to Friday night? That’s not a strong time slot.
Tonight's episode of #crazyexgirlfriend is one of my favorites. Watch it on the CW at 9/8c!— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) November 4, 2016
Miranda Lambert is not the one when it comes to Instagram comments.
Every now and then I decide to re-join the world of social media and post something really personal. Not promoting anyone or anything. Not selling a better version of myself to anyone or trying to look cool like we all do all the time. Just a picture that either I or someone I know and care about took the time to take and see the beauty in. This is one of those moments that im proud of. My friend Tommy snapped it on a trail ride on his phone at golden hour on the farm in TN. What a blessing. I'm wearing yoga pants and no makeup and im on the back of my beloved Leiani. A Gypsy Vanner horse. 💗. But... Last night I was all dolled up and "out on the town" with my sweet man at the CMA awards in Nashville. I was excited about the night and posted a picture. Just now when I looked I realized so many comments were judgmental and negative. Cowardly people hiding behind a keyboard or a cell phone writing their useless comments about our eyes and clothes and body language. What a bunch of bull shit. Thank y'all for reminding me why I read books , write songs, and spend most of my time with animals and people I trust and love. And one last thing..... "Words are things. You must be careful, careful about calling people out of their names, using racial pejoratives and sexual pejoratives and all that ignorance. Don’t do that. Some day we’ll be able to measure the power of words. I think they are things. They get on the walls. They get in your wallpaper. They get in your rugs, in your upholstery, and your clothes, and finally in to you." Maya Angelou
Are Annabelle Wallis and Chris Martin still together?
Aubrey Plaza went on RuPaul’s podcast (brilliantly named What’s The Tee?) and yes, she spilled the tea about her relationship with Michael Cera. They totally made sense. They both have the deadpan hipster thing going on. But this is the problem with private people disclosing stuff: I’m greedy and want to know everything. Did they live together? Why did they break up? Who got to keep the vintage t-shirt collection?
Chris Rock loves Atlanta.
Best show on TVperiod. pic.twitter.com/jV9noDzrr3— Chris Rock (@chrisrock) November 2, 2016
After her weak-ass apology, Hilary Duff didn’t take a minute off social media. Because she didn’t have to.
Chris Pratt is super excited to start promoting Passengers. How long until the “Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt” rumours start circulating with the lower-tier tabloids (again)?
It’s the year 2026. Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake are promoting Trolls…. Seriously, when will this end?