Smutty Social Media, November 9, 2016
Instagram was very quiet last night – not much room for selfies when they world is crumbling. Your tiny house is kind of low priority right now Harry.
Posting this because you don’t see hot piece Sharon Stone on social media very much.
Andrew McCarthy basically owns anything to do with mannequins.
#MannequinChallenge? Been there, done that— Andrew McCarthy (@AndrewTMcCarthy) November 8, 2016
I am not usually a fan of Balmain clothing but if I looked like Serena in this tank top, I probably would be.
It would never (ever, ever) come close to happening, but wouldn’t this be the greatest distraction right now?
PUT PRINCE HARRY ON SUITS— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) November 9, 2016
GIVE HIM A THREE-EPISODE ARC AS A SEXY RIVAL LAWYER— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) November 9, 2016
Make Toblerone great again.
Don't be fooled people.— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 9, 2016
All this stuff in America is just to bury the news about the new Toblerone.
I want The Weeknd to be named People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he’d be an interesting choice and it would f-ck with JT’s head.
John Cusack is not the one today.
Cut all the bullshit...if he does a fraction of what he promised we will need to hit the streets. Deliberate&focused and clear headed— John Cusack (@johncusack) November 9, 2016
French Montana got an elephant for his birthday. I guess the person who gave it to him has never heard of the “white elephant.” Or maybe they secretly don’t like him.
Shut yo ass up that elephant was a surprise for my bday in my yard when I walked out and was from the zoo and people that take care of it https://t.co/4xYembikJO— French Montana (@FrencHMonTanA) November 9, 2016