Smutty Social Media, October 11, 2016
Sarah Michelle Gellar wishes Michelle Trachtenberg a Happy Birthday, but what interested me here is her take on makeup, because I agree with it. As I get older, I wear less and less.
Ally Sheedy is trying to use some nostalgic goodwill to get the receipts.
If Amy Adams wasn’t so low-key, my smutty senses would be tingling about Jeremy Renner’s posts about her. But I said IF.
What does this mean Ed, that you watched Narcos? Are you in South America? Do you think you look like someone on Narcos? Or is it just the moustache?
Halle Berry gets stood up by Kevin Hart.
This reminds me I need to catch up on The Mindy Project.
Lainey’s obsession, going strong.
Jaden Smith posts these white boxes a lot. I’m sure it has some deep philosophical meaning that my shallow mind can’t grasp. Like modern art.
Gigi on tour. I know models do personal appearances all the time, but has a model ever attracted a crowd like a pop star or a movie star – at an airport or hanging outside their hotel? Maybe Kendall? I don’t know.
Hey look it’s Tom Cruise. I love how he perches on the end of the chair so his feet touch the ground. Classic short person move. (I would know.)