Smutty Social Media, October 18, 2016
The lower-tier tabs were floating a rumour that Gwyneth and Brad II (as I like to call him) had broken up. Doesn’t look like it.
I was hoping Lady Gaga named her album after Joanne The Scammer, but no it’s her middle name.
Mae Whitman checks on Edward Snowden. But even if he was single, how would you get a hold of him?
I want to know what special touches Lindsay gave the “Lohan” nightclub. Extra bathroom stalls so people who actually need to pee aren’t held up by the partying? Breathalyzers at the valet?
Blake and Ryan’s couple crush, Adam and Jackie from The Country Kitchen. Ryan looks much happier than he did on the #Taymerica rocking chairs.
Spent the weekend getting schooled by @thecountrycat's Adam and Jackie Sappington, the obscenely charming and funny chefs from @foodnetwork. If anybody's looking for them, they're handcuffed to my stove until the next olympics. I'll raise their two boys as if they were my own--which, frankly, is a terrible thing for all involved.
Ryan Seacrest probably goes to sleep with a mic on, he’s always working. I’d be very curious to hear his (real) thoughts about Billy Bush.