Smutty Social Media, October 18, 2016
Either this is Olsen twin performance art or they thought they were having their picture taken but were actually being recorded. It’s like lost footage from one of those realistic horror movies.
Miley commits to another season of The Voice.
Hilary Swank has launched a luxury athleisure line with $165 arm warmers, $395 cashmere sleeveless shirts, $450 tennis dresses and $625 sweaters. Is she going to get yelled at for having expensive clothes?
Those cartoons are pretty dry.
I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 16, 2016
Miuccia Prada’s philosophy on being nasty.
I read somewhere that rose gold is the new lavender for hair. And I would never have guessed Marilyn was entombed. I assumed she was buried.
The Casamigos Halloween party is coming up. It’s a huge deal – everyone goes. Wouldn’t it be funny if they went as George and Amal?
New dad Jesse Eisenberg was pulled onstage at the Oh, Hello show and played along, which surprised me. He can be crusty. (Lainey: he IS crusty!)
Rihanna didn’t show up for Boss Appreciation Day so her staff made a piñata. Look at the inscription on the bell.