Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2016
At least two of these had to be professionally done. You know how I can tell? Look at that common smiley face in the left corner. How do you go from that to a flaming skull?
I’m thoroughly enjoying Divorce, and that’s mostly because SJP is so goddamn watchable and Thomas Haden Church is exactly the right kind of annoying husband, the type who repeats jokes back to the television while he’s watching. But why are their children so awful?
It's your weekly Sunday night reminder to put up your feet. It's been a real treat to see how many of you are watching (and enjoying) @divorceonhbo, whether from home, from your office, from your kitchen counter or on the go. For those who have been watching, a brand new episode of @divorceonhbo airs tonight at 10pm EST on @hbo. It's one of my favorites. And for those who are behind, head to HBO Go, HBO Now or HBO On Demand and catch up on the first 2 episodes. I'll be here patiently awaiting your thoughts. And sending you my gratitude for all the kind and enthusiastic sentiments about the show you have been sharing. X, Sj
Jessica Alba and Sarah Michelle Gellar attended Martha Stewart’s American Made summit this weekend. Blake Lively did it a few years ago for Preserve. It’s basically the Martha Stamp of Approval (which is probably homemade made out of repurposed rubber and uses organic ink pads scented with lavender).
Matthew McConaughey shows up for the troops and The Rock – who could say no to him?
You gotta remember, for every one of my celeb buds who flew in to Hawaii for our show #RockTheTroops🇺🇸 - they were all taking a BIG leap of faith. No one had any idea what the show was or what to expect since this was our FIRST. I told my friends, we're not giving awards or money - your "pay" will be the privilege to stand on the stage and entertain our military and their families. Called up my bud McConaughey and said you wanna #RockTheTroops🇺🇸? He said "Done". Good man. Luv ya bro. And thank you for helping honor our GOLD STAR family on stage. Powerful. #JustKeepLivin #RockTheTroops🇺🇸
Bradley visits Gaga backstage at SNL. How long until those rumours start?
Gregg Sulkin was majorly dragged for promoting this dumb hat, which is beyond f-cking stupid. But his Twitter bio, “How can 140 characters define someone?” is much more offensive. (If you are asking who Gregg Sulkin is, he’s an actor from Pretty Little Liars and Bella Thorne’s ex boyfriend. Never mind, that probably didn’t’ help.)
Lea Michele will most certainly launch a lifestyle/fitness/athleisure brand, I’m just not sure if it will include clothing. Is she ready to go up against her friend Kate and Fabletics? Or is that the goal?
Goop has added a new editorial feature, a direct letter from GP. I’m guessing this came out of the responses from the most recent reader survey. I don’t think the audience is ready for a G-free Goop quite yet. (This is also an opportunity for her to get back to the original ethos of the company and lord her amazing life over everyone’s head in the guise of helpfulness.)