Smutty Social Media, October 6, 2016
If only this debate was televised.
@IvankaTrump in a city of 8 million - we meet face 2 face - i thank u 4 listening - mother 2 mother - on this new years week - my best 2 u— Rosie (@Rosie) October 6, 2016
Judge Judy does not suffer fools.
Derek Blasberg’s Givenchy drive-thru quip is cute but I’m more interested in Irina’s comment about the Ritz.
Tig Notaro’s Twitter feed is run by her friends (and friends of friends). Jeff Wattenhofer briefly went rogue, and is demanding a return to NBC circa 2007. This actually seems like a storyline on an Aaron Sorkin show. Cue the old white guy’s righteous monologue on the state of the world.
If a vegan eats a vegan cake and doesn’t tell everyone that it is vegan, did it even happen?
The Washington Post has a theory on when Taylor’s new album will drop. Meanwhile, in response to Demi Lovato, Taylor’s sources pulled a Gretchen Wieners: “I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.”
A mini Parenthood reunion with Crosby and Jasmine. Is This Is Us filling the Parenthood void for you? It definitely stacks up, except for the fact that NBC is f-cking around and put it on a three-week hiatus after 2 episodes, and changed the night it airs. Because that’s a great way to keep viewers excited in the age of on-demand and streaming.
Bella Hadid’s Starboy. I am a little surprised they’ve made it this long, but maybe musicians/models are really that compatible.