Smutty Social Media, September 15, 2015
Reese and Naomi hang out, but would Naomi wear Draper James?
Lainey always gets mad at me because I think Alex Pettyfer is hot. But he is.
Have you ever watched Julie Bowen on a talk show? It’s an exhaustive ME ME ME performance. There’s no way she pulled that with Miss Piggy.
Gisele is literally trying to tell us she’s not perfect. But why?
I love Selena’s combed-up eyebrows.
Forget Tom Hardy and Prince Harry, it’s Dina Lohan's birthday! Here’s to being face down in your cake by 9pm.
Channing Tatum goes home to this.
You know how people always ask about “dream dinner guests”? None of these people would make my list; I’m too dumb to talk about art and I find fashion boring for the most part. Courtney and Kanye would be interesting, but it wouldn’t be a conversation, just two monologues. And no one would get to eat as they’d be talking and talking and talking.
Liam Hemsworth is at TIFF for The Dressmaker. Besides The Hunger Games franchise, his movies generally suck/bomb. If The Dressmaker doesn’t, it’s because of Kate Winslet. And let’s face it, we only know Liam in the first place because of Miley. He’s the man behind the woman, which would be interesting if he embraced it. You know who has, in film? Alec Baldwin. He’s played the husband of two consecutive Best Actress Oscar winners (Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine, Julianne Moore in Still Alice).