Smutty Social Media, September 15, 2016
There’s been a lot of chatter on Twitter about JT and Jessica splitting up, I guess a popular radio show in the US picked up the story from a lower-tier tab. I’m not saying it’s impossible but I find it hard to believe she would ever give him up.
A very rare Paul Thomas Anderson sighting on Twitter. Maya Rudolph has Twitter, but it’s all business. Can you imagine how obsessed people would be with them if they courted any type of attention? But they don’t.
Eighteen-year-old Andy Cohen looks like a traveling salesman who wants to sell me a set of steak knives.
“I make the Christmas presents.” Look, people want to sh-t on Kanye all the time, but when it comes to the fashion world, do you think Kanye is the only asshole? Because he’s late, or difficult, or argumentative? I would argue that the industry allows for, and even encourages, that kind of behaviour (from the “right” kind of fabulous people). Read Haley Mlotek’s very smart piece, Yeezy Season Receding, on the state of fashion today.
I hate Nina Dobrev’s red Marchessa dress.
Did you know Marilu Henner has H-SAM, Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory? She remembers every detail of every day of her life. (Lainey: she was on The Social a couple of years ago and demonstrated it. It’s BANANAS.)
Fun fact: During the live performance Marilu started about 4 feet further away from where we had planned. With 3 seconds left before the music started I tried yelling her name but the audience was too loud and she couldn't hear me. The music started so I just ran and went for it. Luckily I didn't land on her head. Got to love a live show #Dwts @dancingabc
Who provided the snacks for this little get-together?
Trifecta of smoking power. pic.twitter.com/XvpJmnoNRT— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 14, 2016