Smutty Social Media, September 2, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at September 2, 2016 18:04:07 September 2, 2016 18:04:07

When the fortune cookie got it wrong.


They got the wrooooong bitch πŸ¦‚

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When it comes to Rihanna and Drake, what do we know? Everything and nothing. That means we are left to interpret, which is why I’m looking extra into this caption. For Drake… “@champagnepapi your speech was so touching and I love you for that.” Not just straight up “I love you.” See the difference? She qualifies it. She’s saying “I love you for doing something for me.” Curved again or nah?


#VMA2016 night was one that I would never forget!! I have the most incredible people in my life! My family, friends, loved ones, my fans, my team!!! All gifted beautiful spirits! And I'm so grateful that God has precisely and flawlessly arranged our paths to meet at each other! It's because of you that I was able to reach this moment in my career! And it's also because of you that I was able to pull off a night like this one, with 4 medley performances, 4 set productions, 4 outfits, 4 hair and makeup looks, and all in 4 days of rehearsal! It was a challenge but I wanted nothing more than to give my fans a true representation of all the colors that I'm made of as an artist! My journey has been filled with growth and people who continue to inspire me! Forever grateful to everyone involved creatively, from choreography all the way to wardrobe and production! @MTV team you were a dream to work with! Thank you to the beautiful @iamnaomicampbell @therealmaryjblige @traceeellisross for your kind words! @champagnepapi your speech was so touching and I love you for that! All in all....Best night ever!!! I'm a lucky girl!!! To God be the Glory! #RiRiVanguard

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Oh if you want to die of embarrassment here is someone proposing on stage at a Coldplay concert.


Congrats! R42

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I love this photo so much. Goldie is all health conscious (remember when she jumped on a trampoline while drinking green juice?), so do you think she gets mad when Melanie’s smoke blows in her face? I’m not sure because Goldie is also very Zen and laid-back, and really, smoking is not the worst thing Mel could be doing.


The golden one and me hangin in Aspen😎

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Lainey wants me to drop this but I can’t – there’s budget Photoshop fail and then there’s this. Look at her feet. Those are not real feet, they are a drawing (or something?). Somewhere around her waist things went very wrong.


I make a laughy times for the audience and you... Heh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (said in #borat voice) 😘

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Aaron Paul and his wife are obsessed with Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things. They make a cute family actually.


It's official. πŸ‘¨‍πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§ #milliebobbypaul #firstfamilyphoto #happyholidayslovethepauls

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Interesting that Lifetime canceled Devious Maids which, according to Deadline, averaged twice the viewership of UnREAL (also on Lifetime). Will it move to streaming?

Did you know Gwen gets her roots touched up (with a Q-tip!) every 10 days? That’s commitment.


Still playing Gx

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So I guess this means Vanessa Lachey is pregnant? The heart around the stomach and belly cupping is pretty subtle.

For a few hours this week, had the Internet freaking out. It was better than I could have hoped. Super NSFW language but pull out your headphones, it’s worth it. “I was there in my Kris Jenner wig, it was amazing, and you missed it.” You know who probably laughed hardest at this? Rihanna.

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