Smutty Social Media, September 21, 2016
I’m so shallow that I saw this picture and realized Jane Goodall was at the UN a few weeks ago with Leo and I wonder if he came up.
Speaking of Leo, he sat at the head table at Martin Scorsese’s Friar Club roast last night. Are Friar Club roasts really mean, or just gentle ribbing?
I was very confused by this “spring fashion” cover until I realized it’s for Australia. She looks lovely but has any regular person ever looked good in pastel purple? Or mauve? Or whatever this colour is?
Sofia and Joe are still good. I wondered about them for a minute.
It was kind of Rogelio to let Jane participate in his dance.
Are these sprinkles? Do sprinkles actually taste good or do they have the benefit of being attached to delicious things?
Amy Schumer posted this photo (which was reposted by Blake Lively and Katie Holmes), which is interesting because this photo, along with the story about it, was making the rounds early this month. But Amy posted it with no context. And I’ll leave it at that.