Smutty Social Media, September 22, 2016
Paulina Gretzky’s passive-aggressive Instagram post.
Katy Perry leaves comments like “DILF” on most of Orlando’s posts.
The 22 push-up challenge continues: Jason Statham donated some to Guy Ritchie. Idris Elba is up. David Beckham takes the challenge and has extended it to Justin Theroux and son Brooklyn. Charlie Hunnam just keeps going and going….
So my lovely friend Mr Guy Richie the film maker and supreme athlete has nominated me to do 22 press ups consecutively for 22 days ( and by the way his challenge was that I do my first lot at 44,000 feet as he knows I'm travelling) ....This isn't one of his daily routines where he likes to teach u a lesson and beat you, it's for a very good reason... 22 service men kill themselves post conflict... 22 a day, basically 1 an hour. So I am doing what Guy R , Jason S and Charlie H are doing and supporting , respecting and appreciating all the service men and women and their sacrifice ... we shine a light to support and help save lives ... @guyritchie @justintheroux @brooklynbeckham
Amanda de Cadenet wants the Jennifer Aniston memes to stop.
Iggy Azalea wants you to know that French Montana gave her 7 diamond rings. And I really hope she doesn’t believe he came up with the “pressure makes diamonds” line.
Whenever I see a photo of Judith Light it makes me think of the great swinging door between the kitchen and living room on Who’s the Boss? I really loved that door. And remember how she was a high-power ad executive who worked in Manhattan and was a single mom? So chic.
Small children are full-size devils.
Alicia Keys performed at #AMF10, an Apple Music festival, which is interesting because Alicia is an investor in Tidal. She was the one who was chosen to speak for the entire company at the launch. She is performing at an upcoming concert (with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj). So, are Apple and Tidal working toward a relationship?
John Mayer doesn’t want you to wear his chain after all – so how did PEOPLE get the story?
I didn’t design a jewelry line, and I didn’t collaborate on one. New items are added to web store from time to time, first I’ve seen of em— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 22, 2016
Amanda Seyfried’s dog Finn has a better life than all of us. And as I’ve mentioned before, his own Instagram account.
Kaley Cuoco has great no-bra-in-a-tank-top boobs.
Today is the first day of Fall and you know what? I couldn’t be happier. I hate summer. Ya, that’s right. F-ck summer!
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