Smutty Social Media, September 26, 2016
While the Cambridges are in Canada, Princess Eugenie is entertaining Marky Mark and his funky bunch for tea at Buckingham Palace.
Nicole Richie had her 35th birthday party over the weekend and the guest list is the same as the guest list at all of these parties – Cameron Diaz, Rachel Zoe, Kate Hudson, the Foster sisters, Ellen Pompeo, Samantha Ronson, Jessica Alba. Is there ever a possibility of inviting someone outside the circle, like someone new they met at work or spin class? I would guess this group is on high interloper alert.
Salma Hayek’s message to her husband is very sweet (and important) but did she have to use a photo featuring them being escorted by two PUHs? (Personal Umbrella Holders – remember that phrase? So 2006.) Kind of lessens the social justice impact.
I'm very proud of my husband because his company @kering_official just got the Gender Equality European & International Standard label and it has positioned itself as one of the most feminist companies in Europe. Parallel to this the @keringfoundation and @chimeforchange continues to fight for women's rights around the world and gender equality. #kering #women #feminism #equality #GEEIS #fashion
Casual family photo.
Yes that is Tony Blair holding up Kate Hudson, with Sylvester Stallone on the other end.
Do you think Scooter told Mick that he named his son Jagger?
A Will & Grace reunion.
Ellen DeGeneres is playing matchmaker for Lea Michele. I would tell her to go on Bumble. I beg all of my single friends to go on Bumble so I can look through their choices. No one listens to me.
I’m not a tattoo person per se (I can barely commit to a nail colour), but I really like January Jones’s choice.
Cher will definitely be live-tweeting the event tonight, and no matter whose side you are on, you have to admire her commitment to using the toilet bowl emoji in lieu of the word Trump.
Took This Of Cats...So Sweet & Beautiful.Then Thought Of 🚽's SONS Killing Beautiful🐆💥🔫‼— Cher (@cher) September 26, 2016
️A FAMILY OF JACKALS pic.twitter.com/B4B5dV6Wi8
Aaron Paul with his real wife and his TV wife at Global Citizens Festival. (I saw Michelle Monaghan on TV several time this weekend because every channel seemed to be playing Mr. & Mrs. Smith. She had a small scene with Brad – did you spot her?)