Smutty Social Media, September 7, 2016
This is a couple of days old but an Enquirer cover with an out-of-contex “gotcha” picture and George Wallace’s caption is so simple and perfect.
Yeah join the club, buddy. pic.twitter.com/Z7ZVmqzbEg— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 31, 2016
Wait, did Kelly Rowland go to Beyoncé’s birthday party in a costume inspired by Beyoncé’s Foxxy Cleopatra from Austin Power’s Goldmember?
This movie is going to educate so many people.
Thank you to "when the bough breaks" for teaching me it isn't "bow"— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 7, 2016
Like many 80s movies, Taylor Swift’s video director (that’s the only thing I know him by) wants to explain to you why you shouldn’t date good looking guys. Stay in your lane with the homely nerds if you wanted to be treated right, ladies.
Girls at some point face the horrible fact that the best looking guys usually suck and good boyfriends look like me. Sorry. Life is shit.— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) September 5, 2016
Ya 19-year-old Chloe Grace Moretz playing a reporter sounds like Oscar bait.
James Wilkie is so grown up! Who do you think arranged this meet and greet, SJP? I think so, Mrs. West loves her.
I like Zendaya’s stripes but I have a shirt like this and I look like a referee when I wear it.
I wonder if in 5 months Amy Schumer is going to talk about how much she hated this party.