Smutty Social Media, September 8, 2016
Neilson Barnard/ Taylor Hill/ Getty Images
Miley Cyrus has a girls’ night out, so how long before a low-tier tabloid uses this photo as a “Liam Fed up over Miley’s Partying!” headline?
Star Trek is 50 today. I’ve never seen an episode or a movie and I can’t imagine starting now.
I enjoy fan theories (like universe overlap and Fight Club alter egos) – BuzzFeed did a roundup of them years ago. Add Grease to that list.
Hold on, this new #Grease theory blew my mind. Sandy died when she drowned at the beach, and the car is taking them to heaven at the end???— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) September 7, 2016
Lena Dunham put this Instagram story up – a sneak peak of Lenny Letter kicks?
Magic and Cookie Johnson had a blowout 25th anniversary party in Monaco, and an aerial dancer delivered a 25 karat diamond to her. I feel like EJ had a part in planning this.
Iman’s first night out – in a crushed velvet tux at Tom Ford.
Miles Teller is very, very sorry. This tweet is actually more sincere than most celeb apologies.
Dear Internet, I'm sorry I dyed my hair blonde. I never meant to hurt you. Please accept this apology pic.twitter.com/egQ552HjR1— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) September 6, 2016
Salma’s 50th birthday party -- of course the big names are there. Some of the biggest. She’s actually got a very, very exclusive circle that isn’t talked about as much as, say, Gwyneth’s. (Lainey: also doesn’t hurt that Salma is obscenely wealthy.)
Don’t ever doubt Kanye knows exactly what everyone is talking about on social media, on blogs, and in comment sections. That’s why he cast Sofia Richie in his latest Yeezy show. Fame – the exploration and exploitation of it – is his family’s calling.
I feel like we haven’t seen Jon Hamm in forever. Good for him for taking a minute and not jumping into 5 different movies because he feels pressure to transition after Mad Men. Step back and let us miss the hot.