Smutty Social Media, Thursday August 20, 2015

August 20, 2015 19:29:37 Posted at August 20, 2015 19:29:37
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Karlie Kloss was at the airport and took a photo of some of the September issues – she has two covers. She also tagged the magazines and the women in the photos – Oprah, Demi Lovato, Salma Hayek, Taylor Swift. You know who was omitted? Katy Perry. Don’t these “squad goal feminists” know anything? That just makes you look petty. And Taylor looks petty by association.


Holy. Moly. #surreal (btw #WomanCrushWednesday to these stunning cover girls!)

A photo posted by @karliekloss on

The Baldwins are upset over all the media headlines about them having 5 nannies. OK, let me play celebrity devil's advocate here: his original post thanked 5 women who have helped him and Hilaria with their children, he never said they were nannies. Maybe they were, but they could also be a doula, midwife, lactation consultant, night nurse – all different jobs. And isn’t having an abundance of care better than working one nanny to the bone, like so many of them do out of sheer cheapness?


I am forever indebted to the women who have helped care for our children. Muchos gracias Lizzy, Sandra, Zena, Lisa and Avril

A photo posted by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) on


Kathy Najimy! Do you think she was invited to Jennifer Aniston’s wedding? Jennifer used to have this really tight group of girlfriends – they spoke to Vanity Fair when she did her divorce cover – but you don’t hear much about them anymore.


Ashton Kutcher can’t even act in 15-second increments.


8 Days ... 8 Days @aplusk #whatdoyoumean?

A video posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on


Edward Burns thanks his high school English teacher.


Britney and the Chocolate Factory.


Chocolate! Yay! Me and the boys at the chocolate factory.

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on


Tami Taylor knows she has great hair. Because she does.


Reese continues her charm offensive. Southern living, she says, is when everyone greets each other with hugs. Who could live like that?! I just want to nod politely and be on my way.


Loving this clip from @southernlivingmag xoxo #SecretsOfTheSouth #Heritage #DraperJames #Nashville (link to full video in bio)

A video posted by Draper James (@draperjamesgirl) on


Remember when people used to do this in the mirror and not feel compelled to share it with the world? I miss those days.


Just in case you want to know what I do on late night set breaks in my trailer #loveuforeverwhitney

A video posted by Jenna Dewan Tatum (@jennaldewan) on

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