Smutty Social Media, Thursday September 3, 2015
Bret The Hitman Hart. Is Drake working his way through an athlete wish list or something? He seems to have every sport covered, except for maybe cricket.
Jennifer Aniston should definitely join Instagram (for my entertainment). I’m guessing it would be a lot of sunsets and salads.
Ryan Reynolds’s take on love. It requires a lot of discipline not to respond with “baby don’t hurt me” when someone asks that question.
It's like waterboarding. If waterboarding tasted like chocolate. https://t.co/NokKj3cuOy— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 3, 2015
I bet The Mindy Project’s table read has good snack options. You know Mindy’s not going to demand ice chips and carrot sticks.
Karlie Kloss’s first day of school. But who is with her to take the picture?
Um, I’m not a huge tennis fan but has the US Open always had a red (blue) carpet?
Sofia Vergara actually looks a lot like Peg Bundy – I guess anyone can with the right wig. And I’ve just found my Halloween costume.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his dog.