Smutty Social Media, Tuesday October 13, 2015
I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies, but I adore Chrissy Teigen. She can do no wrong for me, and that includes bellycupping. See? I really, really love her.
John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant :) As many of you know, we've been trying to have a baby for a while now. It hasn't been easy, but we kept trying because we can't wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We're so excited that it's finally happening. Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching! Xx
Kanye is 100% right on this! In-purchase app purchases on kids’ games are bullsh-t and annoying. And then all the angry moms jumped on him for letting his kid use an iPad.
Fuck any game company that puts in-app purchases on kids games!!!— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015
If a game is made for a 2 year old, just allow them to have fun and give the parents a break for Christ sake.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 10, 2015
I’d be so pissed if my dinner was delayed because Jimmy Fallon was f-cking around in the kitchen. The man is a pill.
Do you think Julia reigns in the ME ME ME around Salma? They are contemporaries in the bitch-face department. There is no way Julia is lecturing Salma.
And the mason jars wept: Preserve’s curtain call.
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