Smutty Social Media, Tuesday September 8, 2015
Wearing Spanx to the gym actually doesn’t seem like a bad idea.
Scooter Braun has a total “smug parent” caption. My friends are at Burning Man but I have a BABY.
Did they even bother with a photo shoot for this Mark Zuckerberg cover because it literally looks like every other picture I’ve ever seen of him.
Whoever knit this sweater is extremely talented and should sell these. I would totally buy one. Except I want a Beyonce on mine.
Carlo Gugino is like Rob Lowe: ageless.
Butterflies in heaven are weeping: she literally found her Lambily.