Smutty Social Media, Wednesday October 7, 2015
Say what you want about her red carpet style, but Heidi Klum owns Halloween. And it’s because her costume choices aren’t vanity-based, she’s not afraid to go scary/ugly for the occasion. Which is why Mariah will never own it. Why would she ever pretend to be someone else? People pretend to be her, darling.
I had a disagreement with my sister a few weeks ago over Ashley Benson. Is she famous, like properly famous? I said no, my sister said yes. Oh, and she changed the caption on this photo after people got pissed. It originally said Cecil the Lion.
It’s an Ugly Betty reunion – I love that they are singing Vanessa Williams’s song. I think if Ugly Betty came out today, it would be a bigger deal.
Do you think they’ll talk about that long stretch of time they weren’t speaking? Or how Nicole wrote a blog “blind item” in 2006 [sic to all]: What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist? No they probably won’t touch on that.
Adrien Brody on a charity mission in Nepal – he looks SO much better than he does coming off a yacht in Cannes in a leather suit.
I like Hilary’s twisted, braided bun. The most I can do is a desperate top-knot.
Taylor’s playlist… with no Calvin Harris.