Smutty Social Media, January 15, 2016
Best attendance is so an award Ryan Seacrest would win.
Even though it’s the antithesis of everything I enjoy, I’ve always wanted to go to a fancy ranch where you pay a fortune to drink green juice, sit in a sauna and go hiking.
One of my besties from HS @chrissybchrissy and I are embarking on a weekend journey to health at @TheRanchMalibu @FSWestlake, so far, it involves a lot of hiking and delicious vegan food, which I have to say is a bit of a change from how I've been eating and drinking for the past month. #ivegained10lbsandnowneedtoloseit #TheRanch4.0 #TheRanchAtLiveOak
Riley Keough and Kristen Stewart look a lot alike, right?
Imagine how angry everyone would be if Karlie Kloss won Powerball.
Dog owners love to show of their breed. It’s a specific kind of pet parent narcissism. (Lainey: true. BEAGLES RULE.)
Remember Scott Storch? So mid-2000s/Paris Hilton era. And he’s still wearing the same sunglasses.
Chris Evans is a major Jim Carrey fangirl.
Was lucky enough to meet @JimCarrey last night. He's a wonderful human who exudes presence, warmth, and intelligence. Highlight of the night— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) January 12, 2016
See, this is low-cut. But still not scandalous.